Dwayne ‘The Rock’
Johnson made a huge comeback this week in the War of Words. He made funny ass
vignettes, where he gave the fans a history lesson and literally buried Cena.
They were hilarious. My personal favorite was the first lesson, where The Rock
proclaimed “The Rock Revolution” on John Cena. The Rock states that the fans
were tired of Cena and they are going to start a revolution tonight, just like
the American people did to the British. He began by throwing John Cena’s
merchandise into to the river, just like the people of Boston did in 1773,
during the “Boston Tea Party”. By the way who knew that there was John Cena
cologne for sale? Then The Rock continued his assault on Cena, with a beautiful
melody that went like this “John Cena went to town ridding on a pony, Rock
stock a feather up his ass and called him a jabroni”, lol.
Finally, they met face to face in the middle of the squared circle, and the home town boy began his comeback, yes I said it, John Cena hits The Rock with a combo of words that left him speechless. Even the fans saw how bad The Rock’s promos were and they began to chant “Tooth Fairy”, on a side note they made a Tooth Fairy part two, without The Rock, can you believe that shit. Back to the business at hand, Cena went as far as to say that The Rock’s best staff was Via Satellite or Prerecorded, damn that was hurtful. Cena, The Rock hasn’t been in front of the millions & MILLIONS of the Rocks fans for over seven years take it easy, bro. The final nail on the coffin was when Cena mocked, The Rock by writing on his forearm the last statement he made by “The Great One” and looking at those notes during the rest of Cena’s promo. Sorry folks, SuperCena wins this week and if your keeping scores it goes like this Cena 2- The Rock 0
Finally, they met face to face in the middle of the squared circle, and the home town boy began his comeback, yes I said it, John Cena hits The Rock with a combo of words that left him speechless. Even the fans saw how bad The Rock’s promos were and they began to chant “Tooth Fairy”, on a side note they made a Tooth Fairy part two, without The Rock, can you believe that shit. Back to the business at hand, Cena went as far as to say that The Rock’s best staff was Via Satellite or Prerecorded, damn that was hurtful. Cena, The Rock hasn’t been in front of the millions & MILLIONS of the Rocks fans for over seven years take it easy, bro. The final nail on the coffin was when Cena mocked, The Rock by writing on his forearm the last statement he made by “The Great One” and looking at those notes during the rest of Cena’s promo. Sorry folks, SuperCena wins this week and if your keeping scores it goes like this Cena 2- The Rock 0
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