Edge was on Raw this
past Monday night, and he wanted to see the real John Cena. Edge called out
Cena on being a big old softy and that the real Cena was the man that put him
throw three tables of a ladder. It was funny how Edge, just let the entire
world know that his contract was expiring at the end of this month, hoping to
gather some support from the fans in order to get a better contract, he truly is “The Ultimate Opportunist”
Edge
is right we need that bad ass Rapper that bends the rules once in a while. A
man that would do whatever it takes to get a win, but at last, we are talking
about Cena, he will never turn his back to all of his fans, or should I say the
5 – 10 demographic. I have to admit that Cena is a smart ass man, if he turns
on his young fans he will not sell all of that merchandise and his stacks of
money will drop. I guess Cena is keeping it real “Word Life”
So there is a feud
going on between Kane and Randy Orton. I
am not really interested in this story line, because Kane already beat Orton at
WrestleMania 28, so what does Kane need to prove? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
The only high light of this storyline was that we got to see Cowboy Bob Orton
and Paul Bearer; I haven’t seen them on television in a long time.
Why is WWE tag team
scene so horrible, can it possibly be because of these two facts? The WWE Tag
Team champions are jobbing to all of their opponents. Primo & Epico lost
again on live television. They lost last week to the Great Khali & the Big
Show and this week they lost to Zack Ryder & Santino Marcella. I really
don’t know which lost was worst, but if I have to take a guess it will be the
match with Ryder & Morella, they are considered the court jesters of the
WWE. Fact two: Why is the WWE putting the Great Khali with the Big Show? Khali
can’t even move in the ring or let alone walk down the ramp without limping. Do
you know what is really funny, Cole and the King are selling the fact that they
look impressive …What the hell are they watching, these guys are the slowest
wrestlers in their rosters. The Big Show will run the risk of getting injured
again because he is going to be doing most of the wrestling during their tag
matches.
So Chris Jericho sends a gift basket full of
liquor to his straight edge opponent at Extreme Rulez and what does CM Punk do
he gives it away to Josh Mathews. Mathew didn’t even get a change to drink it
cause Brock Lesnar shoved him so hard that he need to be carried out in a
stretcher. Anyway later Punk gets accused of drinking Jack Daniels, I guess he
drunk it on the rocks, because I can’t drink that shit straight, it will put
more hair on my chest, and believe me I don’t need anymore. They finally
ended
this segment with Detroit's Finest, administering CM Punk a sobriety test,
which he failed and then passed with flying colors when the officer left the
ring. Punk got Jericho in the ring alone and let him have it. I really hate
this storyline I am going to say it again all you need is The best in the world
vs. The Best in World at What he does!
Brock Lesnar is
horrible on the mic, thank God Cena came out when he did cause that segment was
heading down the toilet. Asking for
Vince’s private jet and then asking for the show to be renamed to Raw starring
Brock Lesnar, is this guy out of his freaking mind. First of all please don’t
ever put another microphone in this man’s hands he will put everyone to sleep. I
was going to order the Pay Per View, but after that poor excuse of a contract
signing I will pass.
Rey Mysterio is suspended
for 60 days for violating the WWE wellness program for the second time, and my
wife said that he should be exempt from this program because he is so small and
he needs all the help he can get.lol
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